Folie A Deux

Today Violet clocks in at 33 weeks. She likely weighs a little over four pounds and is longer than 17 inches. She’s still putting on some fat and hardening up her bones. I got myself a calcium supplement to help her along with that. Otherwise she’s just hanging out and maturing in my itchy, irritated, [...]

I recently discovered Etsy online, and I’m in love. It’s like the biggest consignment store ever.

The folks at stuffwhitepeoplelike have put together a guide of sorts for those of us that need to work, live around, and socialize with White People. Those of you who haven’t met White People are surely saying to yourself, “but Matt, you’re white”. Well, yes I am. Thanks for noticing. However, being white doesn’t make [...]

Or rather 32 weeks. I’m just starting my eighth month. Violet’s about the weight of a jicama, or 3 3/4 lbs.

32 weeks I’m getting f#$%ing huge. People in the elevator are asking me when I’m due. I had my OB visit today and I’ve gained 6lbs in the past month. I can’t blame it all on Violet. I’m pretty sure it’s the McDonald’s french fries and milkshakes- it’s on my way home from work and [...]