Archive for December, 2008

Baby PimpleCheeks

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Fatty McZitface came down with a particularly vile case of baby acne on the very day that she started smiling. She smiled first for Matt, then for Matt 6 or 7 more times before I saw one. He’s really good with the baby talk. We haven’t been able to capture a full face smile on [...]

But not as much as you do

Friday, December 26th, 2008

Don’t let anyone tell you baby poop smells good. It’s like aged fruit doused in one part Fancy by Jessica Simpson and two parts curdled milk.

New Camera Christmas

Friday, December 26th, 2008

Matt got me a Canon Powershot for Christmas.

May your days be merry and bright

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Month One

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Dear Violet: Today you are one month old. It seems like just yesterday you were exiting my nether regions,